In the twenty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry nearly has a mental breakdown trying to figure out how he will survive spending an hour underwater. When Dobby acts as a…
In the twenty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hagrid’s true heritage (as a half-giant) is revealed in a particularly scathing article by the infamous Rita Skeeter. And while Ron, Hermione, and…
In the twenty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Professor McGonagall announces there will be a Yule Ball this Christmas and that, as the Hogwarts champion, Harry is required to dance with…
In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hermione finally gets a chance to see behind-the-scenes in the kitchen to observe life as a House-Elf. And it’s not really what anyone…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry nearly has a nervous breakdown before facing the First Task in the Triwizard Tournament. Rowling manages to have a Quidditch Match despite…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry’s fight with Ron only gets worse and worse. Despite Hermione’s best attempts to be a reasonable human being, our two male heroes…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the Gryffindor fourth years finally have a class with Mad-Eye Moody. And it’s not only really entertaining, but it causes Harry’s mind to…
In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, OH MY GOD MAD-EYE MOODY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, everything is weird and kind of exciting and Peeves is the best and THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT!!! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the ramifications of the appearance of the Dark Mark are dealt with. There’s also a great deal of commentary on slavery, oppression, privilege,…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, WHAT THE FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the second chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry wakes suddenly to an intense pain on his strange, lightning bolt-shaped scar on his forehead. Is Lord Voldemort around? Concerned, Harry decides…
Quite a few people asked if I would publish what I thought about the third Harry Potter movie. I figured that’s a fair request, especially since reading comments like OMG SNAPE or OMG HERMIONE or…
In the twenty-second (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry and Hermione manage to escape from creating a time paradox. Snape’s furious that Black has escaped (surprise?), and Dumbledore offers some…
In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry awakes to discover Snape dooming Sirius Black to death. Dumbledore arrives with some bad news, but Hermione’s bizarre secret ends up helping…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry, his friends, new and old, make it out of Hogsmeade and back to the grounds of Hogwarts. Unfortunately, a full moon appears…
In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Snape. And then: Pettigrew. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the events of the previous, mind-blowing chapter are rendered obsolete by the unbelievable mind-melting of chapter 18. Also: SNAPE! Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, GIGANTIC HEAD EXPLOSION. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the students at Hogwarts do their best to make it through finals week. But it sort of doesn’t matter because the end of…
