In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, tensions are at an unbearable high in the Dursley household; wizards are coming. And when the Weasleys do finally arrive, it proves to…
In the third chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry receives a hilarious invitation to the Quidditch World Cup from Mrs. Weasley, who is the greatest mother on the planet. And Harry…
Quite a few people asked if I would publish what I thought about the third Harry Potter movie. I figured that’s a fair request, especially since reading comments like OMG SNAPE or OMG HERMIONE or…
In the twenty-second (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry and Hermione manage to escape from creating a time paradox. Snape’s furious that Black has escaped (surprise?), and Dumbledore offers some…
In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Snape. And then: Pettigrew. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the events of the previous, mind-blowing chapter are rendered obsolete by the unbelievable mind-melting of chapter 18. Also: SNAPE! Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, GIGANTIC HEAD EXPLOSION. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the students at Hogwarts do their best to make it through finals week. But it sort of doesn’t matter because the end of…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, EVERYTHING MARK HAS EVER KNOWN ABOUT THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN UTTERLY DESTROYED. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, we experience something that really hasn’t been around this entire book: happiness. BUT WAIT GUESS WHAT IT IS RUINED. Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry tries his best to manage his grief over losing the Firebolt by taking anti-dementor lessons with Professor Lupin. And just when things…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry’s fury over learning that Sirius Black betrayed his parents nearly causes him to do something stupid. Instead, he tries to help Hagrid,…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, it’s quite possible that Mark won’t be able to sleep for the rest of his life because he’ll constantly live in fear that…
In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Mark’s childhood and innocence is completely shattered and left to die on the side of the road. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark…
In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny acts weird, Percy is a douche, Lockhart is a horrible human being, Harry and Ron discover what’s in the Chamber of Secrets,…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is determined to take Hagrid’s advice and “follow the spiders,” but Ron isn’t too keen on risking his life. When Lockhart inspires…
