Our liveblog party was, as expected, ridiculously fun and, once again, we’ve broken the record for the most comments on a single post on Buzznet. (We’re closing in on 5,100.) Just like last time, I’m…
HEY YOU DUMBFACE WEINERBUTTS: STOP POSTING FUCKING SPOILERS
What the shit, guys? If the character has not been introduced, WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD POST A THREAD NAMING THEM AND THEN TALKING ABOUT THEM…
In the thirty-seventh (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry deals with an even more awkward school life, Dumbledore says his greatest lines yet, and Hermione’s revenge on Rita Skeeter…
In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Sirius insists that Harry stop going off on his own, for fear that whomever is trying to harm him is actually going to…
In the twenty-eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Winky is sad and Mr. Crouch is absolutely bonkers. We’re almost there, guys. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twenty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry nearly has a mental breakdown trying to figure out how he will survive spending an hour underwater. When Dobby acts as a…
In the twenty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hagrid’s true heritage (as a half-giant) is revealed in a particularly scathing article by the infamous Rita Skeeter. And while Ron, Hermione, and…
In the twenty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Professor McGonagall announces there will be a Yule Ball this Christmas and that, as the Hogwarts champion, Harry is required to dance with…
In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hermione finally gets a chance to see behind-the-scenes in the kitchen to observe life as a House-Elf. And it’s not really what anyone…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry nearly has a nervous breakdown before facing the First Task in the Triwizard Tournament. Rowling manages to have a Quidditch Match despite…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry’s fight with Ron only gets worse and worse. Despite Hermione’s best attempts to be a reasonable human being, our two male heroes…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter welcomes the very worst kind of teen angst into his life as he learns he has to compete in the Triwizard…
In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE WHAT IS GOING ON GOOD GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, OH MY GOD MAD-EYE MOODY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, everything is weird and kind of exciting and Peeves is the best and THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT!!! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry and his friends finally make their way to Hogwarts via the Hogwarts Express. There, Draco Malfoy makes sure to ruin Ron’s day.…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the ramifications of the appearance of the Dark Mark are dealt with. There’s also a great deal of commentary on slavery, oppression, privilege,…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, WHAT THE FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry goes wizard camping. And it might be the best written and most fascinating chapter in the entire series. Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns to the Burrow for the second time in his life, where Mrs. Weasley is constantly fretting about how Fred and George…
