Your Scene Sucks.
Are you a Williamsburg Hipster? Prehistoric Emo? #1 Pete Wentz Fan? MySpace whore? You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll question the youth of America, you’ll nervously paw at your assymetrical kool-aid dyed hair.
Please don’t miss the mailbag. That’s all I’m going to say. Go forth and discover comic greatness.