In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the wish of MORE SNAPE is granted…yet not quite in the way anyway imagined. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry and his friend make their way to Diagon Alley, where the effects of a society in the midst of war are more obvious…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we learn more about the stress of living in wartime and also see how our characters are still doing their best to continue living.…
As promised, I’d like to take a moment to elaborate on how I felt about the adaptation of the fifth Harry Potter book to the screen. And because it’s now universally accepted that my life…
I am just going to start this like so:
IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO SHOVE YOU BEYOND THE VEIL, THEN GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE DID ON THIS REVIEW.
Look,…
In the thirty-eighth (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic publicly states that Lord Voldemort is back as the wizarding world prepares for the next great…
In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we reach the first point in the book where we (by “we,” I mean “me”) doesn’t want to read any further. Intrigued?…
In the thirty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry and his group fly to the Ministry of Magic aboard thestrals. When they arrive, they find the Ministry mysteriously empty. And…
In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry panics when he realizes that Sirius is being tortured by Lord Voldemort. In his quest to do something, he’s convinced by…
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we learn why Hagrid is always beat up and why the centaurs hate everyone. And this book goes back to being utterly…
In the twenty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s terror and paranoia over the realization that he might be Voldemort’s personal slave is put in check by a surprising character.…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hagrid returns to Hogwarts with an unbelievably depressing tale of his and Madame Maxime’s attempts at winning over giants for the war…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry utilizes Dobby’s help to find a room to teach his friends and fellow students about the Dark Arts and, in the…
In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry agrees to meet with a few students who are willing to actually train with him for a more practical use of…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Professor Umbridge continues to ruin everything and it is so painful and unbearable…until the reveal at the end of the chapter. Intrigued?…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Percy is a smarmy git and Sirius is totally not prepared for shit to get real. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, more strange and mysterious things happen to Harry, including the confirmation that Hagrid is not a teacher, Dolores Umbridge is the new…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s loneliness over missing out on Ron and Hermione’s prefect duties is wonderfully upstaged by the introduction of a marvelous character, Luna…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s victory at the Ministry of Magic is slightly ruined by a run-in with Lucius Malfoy and Ron learning that he’s become…
In the fourth chapter of Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry arrives inside the headquarters for the mysterious group to find that Mrs. Weasley, most of her family, and Hermione…
