CRUSH OF THE DAY: PromoTweet Makes Us Want To Buy EVERYTHING EVER
So I’m pretty much a walking consumer machine/an advertiser’s wet dream (all I need is a gecko with an accent, a goose with a wig on, or a cat playing the piano and I’m SOLD) but even I am somewhat discerning when faced with annoying Twitter ad spam. That was until I discovered PromoTweet. Some GENIUS has taken adlines and reworded them to sound like what everyone is thinking and the results are nothing short of Kia Hip-Hop Hamster brilliance.
Examples:
“THE LAST AIRBENDER”: TO BE FOLLOWED BY SEQUELS “THE LASTER AIRBENDER” AND “THE LASTEST AIRBENDER.”
HULU PLUS: IT’S HULU PLUS $10 A MONTH
KRAFT EASY CHEESE™: FREE YOURSELF FROM THE TYRANNY OF DIFFICULT CHEESE
I mean it’s no talking E-Trade babies (THEY GET ME EVERY TIME) but it’s pretty damn amazing. And now, because I am extremely susceptible to suggestion, I am off to get some Easy Cheese (I shall no longer bow to problematic cheese).
