crush of the day

CRUSH OF THE DAY: Nic Cage As EVERYONE

(Nic Cage as Jeffree Star)

The actor that most speaks to our generation, the venerable Nicolas Cage, has inspired the blog to end all blogs. I present to you Nic Cage As Everyone,…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Snooki Interviewed By Meghan McCain

Mark my words: this is the beginning of a new era in American politics. McCain is political royalty in the very Bush-Clinton-Chaz Bono vein, and Snooki isn’t afraid to address the hard-hitting issued…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: World of Warcraft Cry For Help

Oh girlfriend. I feel your pain. You were just chilling in Ironlag, taking a break from questing, when these assholes roll up and call you a 3 Min Mage! Don’t they know you’re…



CRUSH OF THE DAY: Darth Steve Vader Buscemi Tattoo

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Steve Bucemi was a steam punk? Or maybe, like me, you have wondered what sad person decided to blend the Matrix and those…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: PromoTweet Makes Us Want To Buy EVERYTHING EVER

So I’m pretty much a walking consumer machine/an advertiser’s wet dream (all I need is a gecko with an accent, a goose with a wig on, or a cat playing the piano and…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: The Hyperbole and a Half

Sometimes in Crush of the Day, I have a cute chaste little crush. But sometimes, as is the case with today, I have a borders-on-creepy-might-end-with-restraining-order crush (like with Michael Cera and Glen Bell…



CRUSH OF THE DAY: Nike’s Crayon Carved Footballers

Guess what? I don’t care about soccer. At all. Michael Ian Black recently said the only way to make Americans care about soccer is to add face punching, and I kind of…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Tim and Eric vs. the Pixies’ Frank Black

Tim and Eric are the funniest weirdos in all of comedy. In this outtake from their Funny or Die episode, posted on Eric Wareheim’s Twitter, the duo host a show called “Morning Prayer with…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Jak & Jil

Of all the street style blogs, Jak & Jil is probably my absolute favorite. There’s a disctinctly voyueristic quality to Tommy Ton’s photos, and his attention to detail and ability to capture…



Crush of the Day: All-In-One Burglary Kit

Ever spotted a gorgeous Tudor style home that you’re sure has nice things in it (Faberge Eggs, rare gold coins, unlimited Toaster Strudels) and from months of surveilance know that the owners are…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: The Hip Hop Hamsters of Kia Soul

So anyone who knows me knows that everytime any of those Kia commercials with the unnervingly cute hamsters comes on, I have to rewind and watch again about ten times. That being said,…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Lasagna Cat

I know there are probably people who have known about this FOREVER but it is my duty to spread the gospel of Lasagna Cat until every last human on this earth has had…



CRUSH OF THE DAY: Teen Wolf Dog Costume

pretty scary.  i’m looking fwd to the next crush of the day.

Reblogged from yasfx

Because while dogs are cute, dogs in outfits are way cuter. And dogs in outfits based on iconic…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Teen Wolf Dog Costume

Because while dogs are cute, dogs in outfits are way cuter. And dogs in outfits based on iconic 80s films? The CUTEST. (I’m holding out for a detail accurate Ghost Busters uniform for…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Third and Delaware, the Roseanne Fashion Blog

While Darlene Conner has long been one of my top style icons, I always thought I was alone in my worship of the incredible outfits worn by the whole cast of Roseanne. Then…



CRUSH OF THE DAY: Jordan Rubin aka Best IPhone Inbox EVER

Jordan Rubin is a totally succesful comedy writer who has written for the likes of Crank Yankers and the MTV Movie Awards, and according to his IMDB, was in something called Superhero Movie


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Kitteh Roulette

While the allure of Chat Roulette is still strong (who wouldn’t jump at the chance to engage with random mostly male mouth-breathing strangers who listen to Insane Clown Posse and religiously watch the…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: We Love You So, a Blog by Spike Jonze

Today’s crush of the day is the adorabe yet informative blog created by Spike Jonze, WE LOVE YOU SO (see even the name inspires an involuntary “aw). The site is…



CRUSH OF THE DAY: Daria

Before there was Liz Lemon, before there was Ugly Betty, there was Daria Morgendorffer. The monotonous malcontent first made her debut on Beavis and Butt-head in the…


CRUSH OF THE DAY: Lionel Richie with Tea Cookie Afro

 

 

I don’t know who sat down and poorly photoshopped this, but I want their address so I can send them forty dollars and…


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