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Songs that make me wish I’d never hung up my tap shoes

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Amazon has a confession.  When I was but a wee Amazon (wee-er than I am now, if you believe that is possible…I’m VERY short) I danced.  Like REALLY danced.

Like TAP…


You and Your Hand

I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine…


The Point

I have a little pink star that shows up on my profile and when I post comments.

Apparently that star is a big deal.  Personally, I tend to think it is.  It’s something I earned, something…



New Year, Same Old Questions

So New Year’s Eve was kinda awesome.  After a disappointing time last year, I managed to score an invite to a party hosted by martial arts people.  If you know nothing about martial arts people? …


Secret Identities

So it’s the interesting things you find out from your family here and there.

Take my father’s side of the family.  I’m not real close to them, but they’re the “nerdy” side of my family.  They’re…


Ashly’s Holiday Baking Adventure 2007

My mother loves when I come home for the holidays because it means I bake. This year I took it easy, but I wanted to share the process and the results with you. P.S.: The recipe I used for the Chocolate Chip Cookies is an Alton Brown one called The Chewy!



Frosty the Snowman vrs. Patrick Stump: The Breakdown

                 

Has a…


Birthday Scarf

My friend Sarah knit this for my 25th birthday. Straight on it just looks like it’s black and white striped but when you tilt it, there’s SKULLS! It’s absolutely awesome and I cannot believe she did this for me. It’s probably one of the most amazing gifts I’ve ever received. For more of Sarah’s knitting… More »


Christmas Music that Doesn’t Suck: Merry Mixmas

So it’s started.  Everywhere you go, everywhere you turn…Christmas music.

Now, personally I don’t mind it.  I like Christmas.  The holidays and the feeling and the lights…it all makes me very, very happy.  But I know…



Amazon’s Desperate Attempts at Human Contact: Update

Ran into the lip-ring guy on the bus again this morning.  Feeling kind of badass in my black heeled boots (into which I have inserted insoles from an old pair of Vans sneakers that died…


I’m Wishing…to Never be a Damn Princess

Ah, the Disney Princesses.  Delicate.  Dainty.  Marketable.


Okay, I’ll be blunt.  I’d be a terrible Disney Princess.  And there’s a lot of reasons I’m THANKFUL I’m not a Disney Princess.

Glass slippers and…


Playing with Boobies!

This is what I did the night before I turned 25. I may get older, but I will probably never grow up.



On Amazon’s Newfound Pavlovian Reaction to the Word “Coffee”

I’ve been a caffeine addict since middle school.  At home we were only allowed to drink caffeine free soda because of my mother’s heart condition (please note that my mother didn’t actually DRINK soda at…


My Devious Plan

As my 25th birthday approaches, I have been trying to decide how to better my life.  But, as a pessimist, I tend to believe that it is too late for me to make the changes…


Magnetic Poetry

It’s an addiction.



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