Frosty the Snowman vrs. Patrick Stump: The Breakdown
Has a magical hat |
Has an entire collection of magical hats |
Corncob pipe |
Doesn’t smoke, but has been known to perform drunken karaoke |
Best friends with a little girl named Karen |
Best friends with a little girl named Pete Wentz |
Made of snow |
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Adorable belly |
Adorable belly |
Wishes people a “Happy Birthday” upon waking up |
Not exactly a morning person… |
Pursued by an evil magician |
Pursued by frightening fangirls |
Melts, but is magically resurrected by Santa |
Melts the hearts of even non-fans with his voice |
Waves goodbye, saying “Don’t you cry!I’ll be back again some day!” |
If he ever TRIED to pull a stunt like that, Pete would attach himself to Patrick’s ankles and hold on until he promised not to leave. I rest my case. |