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In the fourth chapter of Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry arrives inside the headquarters for the mysterious group to find that Mrs. Weasley, most of her family, and Hermione…

Our liveblog party was, as expected, ridiculously fun and, once again, we’ve broken the record for the most comments on a single post on Buzznet. (We’re closing in on 5,100.) Just like last time, I’m…

In the thirty-seventh (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry deals with an even more awkward school life, Dumbledore says his greatest lines yet, and Hermione’s revenge on Rita Skeeter…

In the thirty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry comes to terms with the trauma he has experienced when he has to relive it in order to help Sirius and Dumbledore…

In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry is thrust into having to deal with the events that just happened to him immediately. In a flurry of activity, Moody takes…

In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after waiting hundreds of pages and wanting to know SO BAD what is going on, this book gets so fucking real. Intrigued? Then…

In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Sirius insists that Harry stop going off on his own, for fear that whomever is trying to harm him is actually going to…

In the twenty-eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Winky is sad and Mr. Crouch is absolutely bonkers. We’re almost there, guys. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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In the twenty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hagrid’s true heritage (as a half-giant) is revealed in a particularly scathing article by the infamous Rita Skeeter. And while Ron, Hermione, and…

In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter welcomes the very worst kind of teen angst into his life as he learns he has to compete in the Triwizard…

In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE WHAT IS GOING ON GOOD GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, everything is weird and kind of exciting and Peeves is the best and THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT!!! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to…

In the twenty-second (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry and Hermione manage to escape from creating a time paradox. Snape’s furious that Black has escaped (surprise?), and Dumbledore offers some…

In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry’s sadness inspires a story of sadness that’s very sadness because sad sad sad. Then Harry makes (sort of) friends with Professor Lupin…

In the eighteenth (and final!) chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry spills his guts to Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall about what happened in the Chamber of Secrets and also manages to…

In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, all hope is gone. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, everything just became so exciting and awesome and omg PARSELMOUTH. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, SHIT. GETS. REAL. Oh man THIS IS INSANE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry and Ron make their second trip to Hogwarts. Oh, and EVERYTHING GOES WRONG. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to ready Harry…