Baby Furries – Teen Wolfpacks

There really isn’t way of explaining what’s going on in San Antonio, Texas, unless you click on the video above. Groups of teens in local San Antonio high schools are joining wolfpacks.

High school is basically where you hang out in a cocoon that hangs high above the desolate mire that is a vast, social wasteland. As you develop into the beautiful butterfly that you are soon to become, you must avoid being eaten by jock-o-potami or falling into the sludgey mud that is the cheer squad. You must avoid being plucked from underneath the tender leaf you have fastened yourself to by various band geek geckos.

As it turns out, some kids in San Antonio, Texas, have decided not to be speshul butterflies like the rest of us. They have dawned more chains and shiny metal belts than a dom switch in an S & M club. Also, they have saved up enough lunch money to buy the best in stage prop contact lenses, fangs, and fluffy wolfy-kin tails.

Let’s get one thing straight, I am not entirely knocking this latest lycanthropic lol-fest. I am all for people finding out what marvelous, speshul snoeflakes they are in the world and taking whatever steps they need to take to get there. Just when I thought that there really wasn’t anything new to be done these days, some kids in Texas prove me wrong. You have to understand that mostly Texas is the state where hope died, resurrected as a 42 oz. steak with all the fixin’s and became a republican that owned 20 guns because it has the right to BEAR ARMS.

There are lots that these kids could be doing but instead, they are just trying to be themselves. Sure, they might get some nasty looks from the soccor mom with the prescription pill problem, but they aren’t hurting anyone or causing property damage. To paraphrase an interview mother in the above video, if this is the most their child does in high school, then that mother is pretty lucky.

Here’s to you, Baby Furries. Raise your tail high in the air and walk proud on all fours. I commend you.