Explain Yourself – Y IZ RPATTZ SEW HAUTE?
Working here at Buzznet definitely has its advantages. I get to stare at BreeSays through a large glass window (like a lurker) and eat lunch with PanasonicYouth. There is always coffee brewing and once I got to watch some e-famous person put something plastic-wrapped in the microwave. (Technology: Ur usin’ it wrong). The downside came after RPattz appeared on the Oscars. The barrage of RPATTZ IZ SEW HAUTE comments showed up on Buzznet within minutes.
There are some things I will never understand, like particle physics and people yawning after they see someone else yawn. While those two things are interesting, to say the least, the question at hand is currently ruining my ability to sleep.
Your task at hand is simple. Explain to me the draw this RPattz has on you. Before you check out the poll, you might need a refresher course on the hotness of RPattz. You can find some amazing photos of RPattz DAZZLING your pants off by going to this link here: OMG RPattz!
I have enclosed a link to a poll, where the following photos are there for you to choose from:
Perhaps it is RPattz’s boyish good looks that have done you in. I am loving the “I just woke up” bedroom eyes and bed head to match. RPattz also seems to be doing really well in the “I-slept-in-my-clothes-and-just-stammered-to-tonight’s-event” department.
“OMG! I’m dark and brooding. You will never understand me. I am a man-igma.” This has to be what’s got your heart all a flutter. Amirite? This persona matches RPattz and his ability to call out Twilight for the (and I paraphrase here) “voyeristic, sick pleasure, fictional creation” it is. Or maybe he is just busy crushing your dreams when it comes to not using spoiler tags when talking about New Moon.
Maybe you were just * D A Z Z L E D * It’s okay. Lots of people have fallen victim to the dazzle.
Your task is simple: From the following photos above, let me know why RPattz iz sew haute. I am also open to suggestions. Don’t forget to take the poll that comes with this. You can find the poll by clicking this little bugger here:
Help me see the light. DAZZLE ME.
