What Can Barack Obama Do For You?
As the election draws near, I’ve pretty much given up the pretense of being nonpartisan. Except when it comes to registering to vote. I’d like to see the 18 to 35 year old age group have significant representation in this presidential election, regardless of who wins.
But come on, you all know who I’m voting for, right?
So here you go:
Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle provides you with little things Barack Obama probably hasn’t really done for you…but possibly would! “Barack Obama thought you could use some chocolate!” “Barack Obama followed you on Twitter!” “Barack Obama wanted you to have some cupcakes!”
But as it turns out, there’s a HIPSTER version as well, Barack Obama Is Your New Fixie. “Barack Obama gave you the sweetest hat!” “Barack Obama DJ’ed your party!” “Barack Obama gets you.”
Now, excuse me. I have to go try to nail some Jello to a wall!
