UPDATE FROM THE BLANKET FORT!

So last night, I’m hanging around in this fan community for FBR bands and their ilk, and someone posts a chunk of my fake review of Ashlee Simpson’s Bittersweet World. Thinking it was real.

I then asked where they got it from. And apparently, it had been linked through a Panic at the Disco community because of my joke about Brendon Urie appearing on the album. Which I thought was funny. It all traced back to a review at Theneptunes.org that quoted and linked my original blog.

I quickly posted to correct the situation.

Then, I figured, hey, why not google one of my fake track titles and see what happens? So, I ended up searching for “Pass the Hash Pipe” and “Brendon Urie.”

…and then I proceeded to go hide in a blanket fort.

Apparently this has shown up on several communities as supposedly the real track listing.

I would like to reiterate for everyone out there:

• This track listing is fake. I have not yet heard the album.
• It was meant to be a parody of Maxim’s recent mess with the fake review of a Black Crowes CD.
• If anyone of any importance comes across the review, I hope you find it funny. If not, I apologize and would be totally willing to give an ACTUAL review of the album to make up for it.
• I DID call Patrick Stump a “tiny little sex god” and I’m aware associates of Mr. Stump’s may read ONTD, and because of this may come across the original review. I would like to make it clear that I have NO WAY of knowing about Mr. Stump’s sexual prowess.
• If this makes me e-famous or scene famous? I demand Brendon Urie show up in pirate garb to grope my boobs. I’ve had my buzzmaker badge for months and I’m still waiting >:(

And I’m really surprised anyone thought that was real.