Beauty over Booty.

Ok that was the lamest headline ever. Anyway, Fox News is reporting that if given the choice, women will choose clothes over sex.

1,000 women in 10 U.S. cities were surveyed and said they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel.”

A CLOSET FULL? Well no sh*t, Sherlock.

(My closet. Lets take a moment to imagine it filled with newness)

Sixty-one percent of women polled said it would be worse to lose their favorite article of clothing than give up sex for a month.And a whopping 70 percent said they believed in love at first sight when it came to finding the perfect article of clothing, while only 54 percent of women were as confident in spotting the right man. This is true– only because guys don’t come with a return policy, and if you decide you don’t like them a week later, they’ll keep calling and calling…