It’s the hat
Once upon a time I wore this hat out shopping with my friend Sarah and it occurred to me that I was getting checked out a lot more than usual (yeah, the lolfattie does get checked out, believe it or not). Anyway, the following conversation followed: Me: Am I getting checked out more today, or is it just me? Sarah: You are. It’s the hat. Me: You think it’s the hat. Sarah: Yes. I’m sure it’s the hat.
