HOT TOPIC, I AM DISAPPOINT.
This merch? It’s bad. But it’s not the bad I’ve come to expect from you when it comes to Twilight merch. Wherefor are the days of the Edward Cullen Body Glitter? …
Not all of the horrors of Eclipse merch can be found in one or two stores. Oh no, sometimes, one must search out true evil in order to confront and conquer it.
Or write snarky…
What’s worse than a terrible series of poorly-written but somehow best-selling novels?
The companion books to said series.
Now, books like this aren’t uncommon. I mean, there’s a ton of guides to series that I absolutely love,…
