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SIZZLER: Things That Make Sense to Our Brain

A few days ago, we heard that one of our favorite character actors, Bradley Cooper, had bought tickets to Cameron Diaz’s Slutapallooza 2007. We were disappointed, our hearts tainted, and our brains confused: Coops and Diaz didn’t seem to really make sense as a celebrity couple. Which is why we… from www.bestweekever.tv


SIZZLER: Things That Make Sense to Our Brain

A few days ago, we heard that one of our favorite character actors, Bradley Cooper, had bought tickets to Cameron Diaz’s Slutapallooza 2007. We were disappointed, our hearts tainted, and our brains confused: Coops and Diaz didn’t seem to really make sense as a celebrity couple. Which is why we… from www.bestweekever.tv


SIZZLER: Things That Make Sense to Our Brain

A few days ago, we heard that one of our favorite character actors, Bradley Cooper, had bought tickets to Cameron Diaz’s Slutapallooza 2007. We were disappointed, our hearts tainted, and our brains confused: Coops and Diaz didn’t seem to really make sense as a celebrity couple. Which is why we… from www.bestweekever.tv



SIZZLER: Thin Prison Sheets Gave Paris A Rash

When Paris Hilton got thrown behind cold prison bars, we mocked her pain. But a new interview with Kathy Hilton in People Magazine reveals that the situation in jail was far more dire than any of us could have ever imagined:For Kathy Hilton, the toughest part about daughter Paris Hilton’s… from www.bestweekever.tv


MEMO TO ALI LOHAN: Sweetie, We Need to Talk

Lindsay Lohan’s sister and Second-Most Effed-up Daughter of Dina Lohan , Ali Lohan, has sent an exclusive e-mail to 24Sizzler explaining the true cause of all the Lohan drama: Their father Michael. The message has us all knotted up with concern — talk about teen angst!! Seems like now that… from www.bestweekever.tv


SIZZLER: Paris Works the Lynwood Catwalk!

The brand new, ultra-improved and definitely starved Paris Hilton was released from jail last night, and it’s safe to say there were a handful of paparazzi there to catch the heiress strutting towards her mother Kathy. Actually, there were probably around 5,000 paparazzi there from all over the world –…



SIZZLER: His Britney Holiday Finally Over, K-Fed Returns To Doing That Which He Does Best

After months of laying relatively low in the wake of his highly publicized divorce from Britney Spears, white-rapping extraordinaire Kevin Federline might have gotten back in the game and resumed his life’s work of impregnating people, hoping to seed the earth with his Fresnoian offspriing. According to Cindy Adams, his… from www.bestweekever.tv


SIZZLER: His Britney Holiday Finally Over, K-Fed Returns To Doing That Which He Does Best

After months of laying relatively low in the wake of his highly publicized divorce from Britney Spears, white-rapping extraordinaire Kevin Federline might have gotten back in the game and resumed his life’s work of impregnating people, hoping to seed the earth with his Fresnoian offspriing. According to Cindy Adams, his… from www.bestweekever.tv


PARIS HILTON ALREADY OUT OF JAIL!

In what we are labelling “The Biggest Gyp of the 21st Century”©, Paris Hilton was released from jail early this morning, after serving only FIVE DAYS. Five Days!! Remember all that 23-day sentence jazz, where she was going to suffer the indignities of crapping in a metal hole while her… from www.bestweekever.tv



SIZZLER: Lindsay Lohan, Master Friend-Picker

Oh what the hell, hows about one last Lindsay Lohan DUI-related item before we skip on out of here. If there’s one thing we’ve learned this week, it’s that Lindsay is an unparalleled master in the art of surrounding herself with supportive, trust-worthy people. Throughout her time of crisis, it’s… from www.bestweekever.tv


BEST SHOWDOWN EVER: Rosie v. Trump

Why, is it Christmas morning? Because we here at BWE feel as if God has delivered the most amazing gift ever: a genuine throw-down between two of the fattest heads in the universe, Rosie O’Donnell…


SIZZLER: Jonathan Schaech Scores Famous MILF

Remember Jonathan Schaech? Let’s have a refresher course: He was the d**k in That Thing You Do!, then went on to marry Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead star Christina “You Don’t Have to Whisk… from www.bestweekever.tv



SIZZLER: Jonathan Schaech Scores Famous MILF

Remember Jonathan Schaech? Let’s have a refresher course: He was the d**k in That Thing You Do!, then went on to marry Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead star Christina “You Don’t Have to Whisk… from www.bestweekever.tv


SIZZLER: Bush Twins Gone Wild

It’s been all over the news that the U.S. embassy has asked the Bush twins to leave Argentina. Thanks to this video, we finally know the real reason why. I’m no conspiracy theorist… but this makes…


SIZZLER: Use Your I-Vag-ination

Victoria Beckham nee Posh Spice claims to “look really awful naked,” according to an interview in Australian Harper’s Bazaar. Following the birth of her three children, Brooklyn, Staten-Island and Da’Brahnx, Posh says the weight fluctuation… from www.bestweekever.tv


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