In the thirty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, J.K. Rowling writes the saddest chapter ever committed to paper. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry, Ron, and Hermione escape the Burrow and face surprising consequences of doing so. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Dumbledore and Harry set off on a journey to acquire a new professor for Hogwarts. In the process, their relationship begins to grow into…
In the third chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the narrative finally focuses on Harry Potter, whose life is in a slight disarray due to the events at the end of the last…
As promised, I’d like to take a moment to elaborate on how I felt about the adaptation of the fifth Harry Potter book to the screen. And because it’s now universally accepted that my life…
In the thirty-eighth (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic publicly states that Lord Voldemort is back as the wizarding world prepares for the next great…
In the thirty-seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore speaks candidly about why he’s ignored Harry this whole books and, sadly, reveals how even he can fail when people most…
In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we reach the first point in the book where we (by “we,” I mean “me”) doesn’t want to read any further. Intrigued?…
In the thirty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry, Hermione, and Ron suffer through the very difficult O.W.L.S. exams, despite the many distractions in their lives. Oh, and everything is…
In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s takes a huge risk by breaking into Umbridge’s office to speak with Sirius and Lupin about what he’d learned about his…
In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THIS BOOK TO GET ANY MORE UPSETTING? If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Dolores Umbridge contines to ruin all the good things left in the world. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Percy is a smarmy git and Sirius is totally not prepared for shit to get real. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s loneliness over missing out on Ron and Hermione’s prefect duties is wonderfully upstaged by the introduction of a marvelous character, Luna…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s victory at the Ministry of Magic is slightly ruined by a run-in with Lucius Malfoy and Ron learning that he’s become…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s days are spent helping Mrs. Weasley make Sirius Black’s house liveable. During this time, however, he learns about Sirius’s shocking family…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, everything is really awkward and it’s like sitting in on a dysfunctional family’s dinner. Then Harry gets an informative Q&A session! Intrigued?…
In the fourth chapter of Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry arrives inside the headquarters for the mysterious group to find that Mrs. Weasley, most of her family, and Hermione…
HEY YOU DUMBFACE WEINERBUTTS: STOP POSTING FUCKING SPOILERS
What the shit, guys? If the character has not been introduced, WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD POST A THREAD NAMING THEM AND THEN TALKING ABOUT THEM…
In the thirty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry comes to terms with the trauma he has experienced when he has to relive it in order to help Sirius and Dumbledore…
