In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry spends time with the Weasley family during Christmas, where he has an eye-opening conversation with two characters this book has largely ignored. Intrigued?…
I am just going to start this like so:
IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO SHOVE YOU BEYOND THE VEIL, THEN GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE DID ON THIS REVIEW.
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In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s takes a huge risk by breaking into Umbridge’s office to speak with Sirius and Lupin about what he’d learned about his…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, everything is really awkward and it’s like sitting in on a dysfunctional family’s dinner. Then Harry gets an informative Q&A session! Intrigued?…
In the third chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s internal rage at being left in the dark nearly boils over into stupidity, but a surprise visit from a couple old…
In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Snape. And then: Pettigrew. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the events of the previous, mind-blowing chapter are rendered obsolete by the unbelievable mind-melting of chapter 18. Also: SNAPE! Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, GIGANTIC HEAD EXPLOSION. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, EVERYTHING MARK HAS EVER KNOWN ABOUT THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN UTTERLY DESTROYED. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry tries his best to manage his grief over losing the Firebolt by taking anti-dementor lessons with Professor Lupin. And just when things…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Malfoy uses his injury in Hagrid’s class to make everyone around him as miserable as possible. And then: BOGGARTS! Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, it’s quite possible that Mark won’t be able to sleep for the rest of his life because he’ll constantly live in fear that…
