‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’: The Boom Circuits Blow Up On The Big Screen

It’s that time of year again…for vampires and new indie music! I’m talking about the release of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 soundtrack! I love the Twilight soundtracks more…

Have Your ‘Twilight’ and Eat It Too! 20 Awesome ‘Twilight Saga’ Cakes

Have you ever wanted a Twilight Saga cake?
Well, even if you didn’t, here is a compilation of 20 Awesome Twilight Saga Cakes

Nothing says “hardcore fan” quite like themed pastries. <br…

Muppets Spoof ‘Breaking Dawn’ in New Series of Adorable Posters

Those Muppets are churning out spoofs like Duggars churn out infants. With such greats as the “Green Lantern” parody “Being Green” and “The Pig with the Froggy Tattoo” I didn’t…

New ‘Breaking Dawn – Part 1’ Trailer: Bella Says Goodbye to Being Human

Yet another official trailer has dropped for Breaking Dawn – Part 1 and in this one, Bella bids farewell to Charlie, Jacob, and her life as a human to being her new life as a vampire with Edward. Are you loving the trailers and TV spots or is it overkill?

New Moon in $50

So, some friends and I made a New Moon parody.  Filmed in two days with a budget of $50.  I play Stephenie Meyer with the aid of some lip plumper.

It is finally online.  Go watch.


Tacky Twilight Merchandise Part 3: Hot Topic

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate

For those of you unfamiliar, that’s a line from Dante’s Inferno.  Those words are what are supposedly carved above the gate through which you enter Hell.…

Tacky Twilight Merchandise Part 2: Nordstrom

So, last week’s entry was fairly low-key, right?  I mean, a few crappy teeshirts and some gross chocolate bars, but generally just, you know, bland.  

Well, this week we step up our game a…

Tacky Twilight Merchandise Part 1: Rue 21

If you’re like me, then the quickly approaching release date for New Moon leaves you with only one desire: to crawl into a hole and not come out until the abstinence fueled Twi-frenzy goes back…

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