if you haven’t heard the news, Bradley Cooper is apparently THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (according to People, the magazine, not a concensus of us or anything. I wasn’t even asked to vote!). While
Dear World:
I would like for us to stop using the word “haters.” I want the whole concept of “haters” to be stricken from the record so we can all move on, comfortably, without this stupid