In an effort to organize these reviews for anyone looking for a specific one and for those who are coming here for the first time, here’s a complete archive (updated to the most recent review)…
Quite a few people asked if I would publish what I thought about the third Harry Potter movie. I figured that’s a fair request, especially since reading comments like OMG SNAPE or OMG HERMIONE or…
In the twenty-second (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry and Hermione manage to escape from creating a time paradox. Snape’s furious that Black has escaped (surprise?), and Dumbledore offers some…
In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry awakes to discover Snape dooming Sirius Black to death. Dumbledore arrives with some bad news, but Hermione’s bizarre secret ends up helping…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry, his friends, new and old, make it out of Hogsmeade and back to the grounds of Hogwarts. Unfortunately, a full moon appears…
In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Snape. And then: Pettigrew. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the events of the previous, mind-blowing chapter are rendered obsolete by the unbelievable mind-melting of chapter 18. Also: SNAPE! Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, GIGANTIC HEAD EXPLOSION. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the students at Hogwarts do their best to make it through finals week. But it sort of doesn’t matter because the end of…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ron and Hermione grow, Harry sees a Grim (maybe?), and the battle for the Quidditch Cup gets really ugly. Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, EVERYTHING MARK HAS EVER KNOWN ABOUT THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN UTTERLY DESTROYED. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, we experience something that really hasn’t been around this entire book: happiness. BUT WAIT GUESS WHAT IT IS RUINED. Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry tries his best to manage his grief over losing the Firebolt by taking anti-dementor lessons with Professor Lupin. And just when things…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry’s fury over learning that Sirius Black betrayed his parents nearly causes him to do something stupid. Instead, he tries to help Hagrid,…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry’s sadness inspires a story of sadness that’s very sadness because sad sad sad. Then Harry makes (sort of) friends with Professor Lupin…
In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Malfoy uses his injury in Hagrid’s class to make everyone around him as miserable as possible. And then: BOGGARTS! Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, two different lessons set the tone for the rest of the book. In Divination class, the students learn that Harry has seen virtually…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, it’s quite possible that Mark won’t be able to sleep for the rest of his life because he’ll constantly live in fear that…
