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In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry manages to barely make it through exams at the end of his first year, but suddenly realizes that the Sorcerer’s Stone is still…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, SHIT. JUST. GOT. REAL. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, our main characters become even more awesome than they already were as the plot blasts forward at a lightning speed. Oh. One more thing.…
In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, shit gets real. A great deal of the bizarre hints, clues, or minor plot developments take a major leap forward and open up a…
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, everything that may have been weak, rushed, or awkward with the final chapter is completely redeemed by the events in this one. Invisibility? Screaming…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry plays his first full match of Quidditch. Teamed against Slytherin, we’re surprised that the main antagonist is not, in fact, Draco Malfoy. (STUPID…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, we finally learns the rules of Quidditch. Brains explode. WHAT. And then there is a troll. And it is not one on the Internet.…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, EVERYTHING IS PRETTY AWESOME. There’s a class on broom flying and Malfoy is a TOTAL ASSWIPE but Harry Potter stands up to him and…
In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry experiences his first day as a student at Hogwarts. It is akin to attempting to walk through a maze while on acid. And…
In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry is taken inside Hogwarts for the annual sorting ceremony. And that’s when everything just gets weird. As if Rowling intended for this chapter…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry spends time in silence for almost a month as the Dursley’s treat him like a ghost. Which is an improvement but still tragically depressing.…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Hagrid takes Harry to Diagon Alley, which is a place full of magic, wonder, and things we don’t have in our world. This is…
In the third chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry is subjected to even more extreme forms of abuse by his “family,” who are determined to mold their “child” into the pinnacle of…
In the second chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, the narrative jumps forward ten years, where Harry Potter’s life with the Dursley’s is so abusive and absurd, it’s nearly comical. We learn Harry…
In the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, we are introduced to the mundanely boring Dursley family. Largely overweight and hideously ugly (on the inside obviously), we watch as their world slowly…
