Oh, it’s my very favorite time again. Welcome, newcomers, to the best part of the Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter’ experience: the legendary liveblog! We will all pop in our copies of Harry Potter and the…
HEY YOU DUMBFACE WEINERBUTTS: STOP POSTING FUCKING SPOILERS
What the shit, guys? If the character has not been introduced, WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD POST A THREAD NAMING THEM AND THEN TALKING ABOUT THEM…
In the thirty-seventh (and final) chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry deals with an even more awkward school life, Dumbledore says his greatest lines yet, and Hermione’s revenge on Rita Skeeter…
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after waiting hundreds of pages and wanting to know SO BAD what is going on, this book gets so fucking real. Intrigued? Then…
In the twenty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry nearly has a mental breakdown trying to figure out how he will survive spending an hour underwater. When Dobby acts as a…
In the twenty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Professor McGonagall announces there will be a Yule Ball this Christmas and that, as the Hogwarts champion, Harry is required to dance with…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, WHAT THE FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, there’s elf wankery, Malfoy drudgery, and an exciting and brutal round of Quidditch. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Rowling immediately makes it apparent that it’s time for things to change. She jumps into a new narrative style to open the book…
