How I fall out of love with chain e-mails

So, this was messaged to me earlier today:

how guys fall in love with girls
1. They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our…

Once, Twice, Three Times a Tomboy (a rebuttal of sorts)

“I wish I could drink like a lady
 I can take one or two at the most
Three and I’m under the table
 Four and I’m under the host”
-Dorothy Parker

I am really bad at being “a…

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