In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, everything is far worse than we could have ever expected. Also: Dolores Umbridge. Dolores Umbridge. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the trio finally escapes Grimmauld Place to infiltrate the Ministry of Magic. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the thirty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hermione marches Harry and Umbridge into the Forbidden Forest to see Dumbledore’s “weapon.” We’re led to believe she is taking them to…
In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry panics when he realizes that Sirius is being tortured by Lord Voldemort. In his quest to do something, he’s convinced by…
In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s takes a huge risk by breaking into Umbridge’s office to speak with Sirius and Lupin about what he’d learned about his…
In the twenty-seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, OH MY GOD GUYS SHIT JUST GOT SO REAL OH MY GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twenty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, every terrible thing that has happened in this book suddenly receives a (temporary) vindication. In short, this might be the best chapter…
In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THIS BOOK TO GET ANY MORE UPSETTING? If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hagrid returns to Hogwarts with an unbelievably depressing tale of his and Madame Maxime’s attempts at winning over giants for the war…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Dolores Umbridge contines to ruin all the good things left in the world. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Professor Umbridge continues to ruin everything and it is so painful and unbearable…until the reveal at the end of the chapter. Intrigued?…
In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, everything is absolutely miserable. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s first day of classes are nothing short of unbearable. Binns bores everyone to death, Snape picks on Harry again and Trelawney…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, more strange and mysterious things happen to Harry, including the confirmation that Hagrid is not a teacher, Dolores Umbridge is the new…
