Sad news, guys – after 14 years of marriage, Shania Twain is divorcing her husband Robert “Mutt” Lange, who was reportedly cheating on her, meaning that he’s an idiot and a beast. While I’m sad to hear about this, I was most shocked to discover that Robert “Mutt” Lange is… from www.bestweekever.tv
“Heyyy, does anyone know how to get to the spiky bangs and ridiculous ill-fitting clothing store? I need to go there.” (via INF Daily) from www.bestweekever.tv
The look on Lou Diamond Phillips’ face manages to convey a clear message that he’s as manly and badass as he’s ever been, even while taking a nice Sunday stroll with his wife, mother and daughter – which he’s doing because he’s classy. I’ve always liked this guy. (via BuzzFoto) from www.bestweekever.tv
Imagine all the fun you can have with your Cher Barbie! Dress it up in a crotchless awards show dress, re-enact your favorite scenes from Moonstruck (ex.: Slap Ken’s face and “Snap out of it!”), play your imaginary dildo flute down Greenwich Avenue and marvel as the entire neighborhood follows… from www.bestweekever.tv
It’s fashion week in Australia! And if this photograph of a model taken backstage is any indication, next season just screams “Groucho Marx Painted-On Cartoon Eyebrows with a hint of Insano Face.” from www.bestweekever.tv
Thanks to reader Emmaline for sending this in (and sorry for last week’s lack of an Office re-cap). Here we have a new still photo from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in which Shia LaBeouf is seen giving the beating of a lifetime to some Nazi… from www.bestweekever.tv
First of all, I probably wouldn’t entrust the welfare of my young child to Amy Winehouse. And I certainly wouldn’t allow said child to stick their fingers in Amy Winehouse’s nose. Seriously, do you have any idea what could be up there? I’d rather take my chances with dipping the… from www.bestweekever.tv
You guys, mark your calendars: Mariah Carey farts balloons. That is one fierce bitch! (via INF Daily) from www.bestweekever.tv
Here’s grizzled old Brian Dennehey, just waiting to be picked up by his car, giving the paps his best “fierce” face. I can sort of image the cameraman yelling out, “Yeah that’s it, Brian! Oh yeah! Get naughty, Brian! Show us your Dennehey-crotch!” (via BuzzFoto) from www.bestweekever.tv
Aww, lets all give it up for little Abby Breslin, who just became on honorary Girl Scout. Hopefully she won’t be too busy being a movie star to sell me some Do-Si-Dos. (via INF Daily) from www.bestweekever.tv
You know, considering she’s holding roughly $5000 worth of Parisian monogrammed vinyl, you would think Ashley Tisdale would learn how to crack a smile. But not according to the above photo. Even her surgically altered nose looks down! (via INF Daily) from www.bestweekever.tv
We never much noticed it, but are all horse-faced blonde broads insane? Check out the above comparison between The Most Hated Woman in America© Ann Coulter and The Most Hated Woman in England© Heather Mills. What are the odds that both of these women would have 1. Long faces; 2.… from www.bestweekever.tv
I’m sure that if Kurt Cobain were still alive today, he would simply have loved lending his name to the side of a corporate line of sneakers. What could be more punk rock than that? (Also: real classy, Courtney.) See the super-indie message scrawled on the bottom of the shoe (woah,… from www.bestweekever.tv
I’m sure that if Kurt Cobain were still alive today, he would simply have loved lending his name to the side of a corporate line of sneakers. What could be more punk rock than that? (Also: real classy, Courtney.) See the super-indie message scrawled on the bottom of the shoe (woah,… from www.bestweekever.tv
Here’s Natalie Portman playing a Hasidic bride-to-be in her friend/co-star Scarlett Johansson’s directorial debut New York, I Love You. (via INF Daily) from www.bestweekever.tv
9. Donald Trump is wearing 14 inch long shoulder pads. This gives him the effect of looking both like Henry the VIII and homeless. Well done. 8. Helena Bonham Carter in clown face. 7. Melania Trump’s arm is roughly the same width and length as Donald’s tie. 6. The fact that I’m… from www.bestweekever.tv
Jenna Jameson proudly introduces PETA’s latest campaign, “Don’t wear leather because this porn star said so.” from www.bestweekever.tv
At last night’s SAG Awards, the always radiant and SAG-nominated Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet, with hair-matchy Brad Pitt supporting her at her side. Angie’s dress looked as though she stepped in $500-a-yard silk toilet paper on the way out of the bathroom, and raised speculation as to whether… from www.bestweekever.tv
At last night’s SAG Awards, the always radiant and SAG-nominated Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet, with hair-matchy Brad Pitt supporting her at her side. Angie’s dress looked as though she stepped in $500-a-yard silk toilet paper on the way out of the bathroom, and raised speculation as to whether… from www.bestweekever.tv
Day 14,537 of Jude Law Watch: Still fine. Carry on. from www.bestweekever.tv
