You spent the weekend in an alcohol-induced coma that helped to blot out the mentally scarring memories of the previous five days; unfortunately, you’ve awakened just in time for another week of humiliation and pain, with nothing but the box office numbers to cling to in this hour of desperation. 1….
It’s the last Monday in March and you think you’ve finally adjusted to daylight savings time. High five the guy in the cubicle to your right and reward yourself with a quick trip through the…
It’s time once again to soothe the festering wounds of the weekend by slathering ourselves in the miraculous, healing unguent of the box office numbers: (Also: SANJAYA 4-EVER, motherfuckers!) 1. Wild Hogs–$38 million Buena Vista’s marketing department… from defamer.com
