Comically Bizarre Signs That People Spotted Out On The Street – These Signs Have Us Chuckling
There are many ways to get a message across to strangers and passersby, but few are as straightforward and effective as a cleverly written sign that speaks for itself.
Here's a collection of some of the most unforgettable signs people have encountered—ranging from hilarious to downright bizarre—each one as bold and expressive as its creator.
Sushi Restaurant Can't Deal With TikTok Youth
It seems this sushi restaurant has been dealing with a wave of TikTokers attempting to capture behind-the-scenes footage by placing their phones on the conveyor belt.
A posted sign now cautions customers about the potential hazards of doing so, warning against the risks of letting phones take a ride on the moving belt.
Maze-Goers Be Warned
Corn mazes can be confusing—and even a little creepy. They've been eerie enough to inspire entire movies.
Thankfully, the sign at the entrance of this particular maze offers some comfort, letting visitors know that a rescue team swings by weekly to retrieve any wanderers. According to the sign, they typically manage to find about two-thirds of those who get lost.
Closed Today Due To The State Of Everything
This "closed" sign perfectly captures what many employees have been feeling during this stage of the pandemic.
The bookstore has shut its doors, citing the all-too-relatable reason that, well—everything is just kind of falling apart.
The Most Important Reason To Stay Out Of The Pool
It's clear that something significant must have happened to warrant this sign’s existence.
At what looks like a public pool, swimmers are met with a blunt and unmistakable warning: Do not enter the water if you have diarrhea.
"Masks, Gloves, Stab Anyone Who Gets Closer Than 6 Feet"
Who knew fencing would be dubbed the "perfect COVID sport"—besides this local fencing center, of course?
This ad is bound to catch the eye of those looking to get active again, even if it involves suiting up in full gear, gloves, a mask, and picking up a sword.
Is This Dentist For Or Against Teeth?
This dentist's billboard might not be the best way to advertise their services.
The toothless grin on the sign gives the impression that the woman lost all her teeth after a visit, leaving her unable to enjoy the Subway restaurant next door. Now that’s a true dental nightmare.
Prices Have Been Pre-Haggled
This antique shop isn't interested in hagglers trying to push prices even lower, and their sign delivers that message with a touch of charm.
"To make your shopping easier," the prices are firm as displayed!
Gooberville Is The Tiniest Place With A Town Sign
This quaint little town likely has just one stop sign, one sheriff, and one troublemaker.
Gooberville, with a population of 44, shows no signs of growth or development. In fact, there's even talk of letting Tom go, which would bring the town’s population down to a humble 43.
Redneck Trailer Bumper Sign
This driver upgraded the typical bumper sticker into a full homemade bumper sign.
The sign warns that the trailer is "43 years old and shaped like a brick," advising other motorists to “GO AROUND” and be cautious of the driver's finger, since the horn isn’t working.
This Notice Is Noticeably Confusing
Keeping an eye on public notices is important.
However, this one is a puzzling reminder about paying attention to notices and making sure they're acknowledged. To be honest, it just ends up leaving us more confused than informed.
The Cafe Syrups Are Not A Hand Sanitizer
Someone definitely made a mix-up and tried to use the caramel syrup pump as hand sanitizer.
To avoid confusion, the café had to put up a sign letting customers know that the pump actually dispenses syrup, not sanitizer. This is why we can't have nice things.
Whose Child Is This?!
A public request urging someone to manage their child likely brought some laughs around the neighborhood—just probably not from the kid's parents.
This curious youngster uses a mini telescope to spy into apartment windows, and it’s definitely an issue that needs addressing sooner rather than later.
Not Those Kind Of Signs
This girl gave a technically correct answer, but she was answering the wrong question.
While her response is accurate, the instructor was probably expecting answers like "slow-moving vehicle" or “loose gravel” signs instead.
Mom And Dad Are Classy But Sassy
A Reddit user posted this photo of their family's front lawn, where their parents joined the graduation celebration trend—but with a twist: publicly calling them out.
Quitting school is one thing, but quitting Yale? That’s a tough hit to both the wallet and the ego.
Winnie-The-Faceless-Pooh Bear
Just in case it wasn't obvious, a shop owner felt the need to put up a sign pointing out that this teddy bear is missing its face.
Without the strange "BEAR WITH NO FACE" sign, it didn't seem nearly as creepy.
This One Is For Everyone Except The Flies
This greenhouse was well aware that customers' curiosity might end up being the downfall of their fly trap display.
The sign reads, "If you are not a fly, please do not trigger the fly traps," and adds, "If you are a fly, kindly disregard this message—but proceed with caution." Flies, consider yourselves warned.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? We Still Don't Know But He Used His Designated Crossing
A father sent this photo to his son with the words "It finally happened." Not only is the chicken crossing the road, but there is a sign announcing his preferred arrival and departure spot.
We need to know what's on the other side of the road!
Squirrel Vs. Keith At The Library
Public libraries are still going strong in most places and this particular library is dealing with a lifelong foe—the resident squirrel.
Whoever Keith is has become the sworn nemesis of the squirrel lunch thief.
Utah Traffic Monitors Have A Sense Of Humor
This traffic sign hanging above a Utah interstate has all the sass of a driver who has simply had enough.
The lane is most certainly not a birthright, and it's called a merge for a reason.
Dogs Can Read This Sign Only
What a great sign made especially for good doggos!
Also, people in the neighborhood have reported multiple dogs stopping to read the sign and pick one of their favorite sticks for the road.
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