Laugh-Out-Loud Photos Of People (And Animals) Who Have Their Priorities In Order
If you were a '90s kid, you probably remember that moment in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone when Hermione declares, "I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled." And Ron, in classic fashion, replies, “She needs to sort out her priorities.”
Much like Hermione, the people (and animals) featured here could definitely use some help figuring out what really matters. From a confused dog in a field to a lone pretzel on the floor and a girl doing her best to save a seat for a friend—these moments are all about mixed-up priorities.
Different Strokes For Different Folks
Some folks enjoy the challenge of climbing hills, while others prefer the thrill of racing down them. Everyone has their own take on what matters most.
That said, the person on the bike definitely seems to have a bit of a daredevil streak.
A Whole Field
This pup seems completely taken aback by the idea of having an entire field to himself.
It's as if he’s never laid eyes on so much grass at once—and that expression says it all.
He Found His Wedding Ring
Reddit user mrprince25 shared a photo and a surprising story about their long-lost wedding ring:
"Roughly six years ago, I lost my wedding ring and decided to get a tattoo instead of buying a new one. Since then, we've moved twice and now live in a completely different state. Just recently, my wife found it tucked away in one of her old purses."
A Great Mother
This mom decided to balance her baby's carrier on top of a stack of beer cases—definitely not the safest spot for an infant.
Let's just say, not everyone is ready for the responsibilities that come with parenting.
Protective Gear
Sometimes style wins out over practicality. Sure, this guy could have worn a regular mask.
But that wouldn't have earned him internet stardom. Instead, he went all in with a full scuba suit.
Climbing The Screen
This cat was desperate to go outside, but as soon as he stepped out, he just wanted to come back in. Now he's frantically climbing the screen door in a bid to get back inside.
The Dangers Of Zoom
The pandemic has taught us many valuable lessons. One key takeaway is how crucial it is to give a heads-up to those in your household before jumping on a video call.
Always Pet The Cat
Whenever you have the chance to pet a cat, take it! It doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a hug with someone else—cat pets always come first.
A Very Believable Fake License
This kid attempted to create a fake license, probably with the goal of driving? I'm not sure if he’s ever actually seen a real license, but I have to give him credit for his commitment.
The Perfect Decal
After denting his car, this person chose to make the dent look intentional instead of fixing it. All it took was a decal of Wile E. Coyote to make it work.
His Favorite Brick
This dog loves carrying his favorite brick around.
It's probably not great for his teeth or whatever surface he drops the brick on, but I don't know if it's fair to separate a dog from his favorite toy...
Zoo Priorities
Never mind getting eaten by ravenous zoo animals — if a zoo animal eats you, they could get very, very sick.
We don't want any lions getting sick because they ate human flesh.
He Painted The Fence
This guy didn't really care about painting his fence, he just wanted to get his neighbor off his back.
Well, this is certainly petty stuff. I hope Bob learned his lesson.
Saving Some Seats
This girl is very committed to saving seats for her friends in class.
Her friends are lucky that she knows how to do the splits, otherwise, they would have to find somewhere else to sit.
A Life Lesson
This kid was tasked with filling in the blank here with something that it's okay to do.
Well, apparently, he very much cares about his ability to eat hot dogs in the bathtub.
A Console Photoshoot
This couple recently got a new game console, so they decided to take an announcement photo shoot with it, similar to how people do announcement photo shoots for their new babies.
Congratulations to the happy couple.
Soup Of The Day
When you list the soup of the day as tequila, you know that alcohol is on the top of your priority list.
I don't know if tequila really counts as soup but to each their own.
When You Gotta Go
A port-o-potty blew onto this intersection and now nobody gets past it. They had to call in the police to rectify the situation.
I have a choice word for how I would describe this incident, but it's not exactly internet appropriate...
A Floor Pretzel
Reddit user avonsnacks posted this photo online along with the caption,
"This perfectly in-tact pretzel has been here for a year now <3 me and my s/o check to make sure it's still there every time we go on a walk, and it always is."
Filling The Frame
This man's wife had a frame that was just sitting there with no photos in it for a long time, so he decided to take matters into his own hands.
It's not the same as stealing the Declaration of Independence, but it's close.
A Very Specific Bumper Sticker
This might be the most specific bumper sticker we've ever seen.
I would not rather be watching The Mummy, so I will refrain from honking at this time. I'm just not a Brendan Fraser fan.
