38 Humiliating Photos Of Tall People That Are Sure To Make You Feel Extremely Small
We tend to look up to tall people, from the lean look of runway models to basketball players who make us feel small. While being tall might seem like it's all fun, games, and reaching things on the top shelf that us mere peasants struggle to retrieve, sometimes being super tall comes with some awkward and uncomfortable situations.
Here are some people that are so tall that you'll feel short (even if you aren't).
This Reporter Needed A Stool To Get The Scoop
This reporter was interviewing the Premier of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, who turns out to be a very tall guy.
She needed more than just a pair of heels in order to appear in the camera frame with him.
They Did Not Prepare Her For This In Medical School
In medical school, instructors make sure you're well-equipped for just about any situation you might encounter on the job.
However, measuring a patient who is significantly taller than you is not one of them.
He Stepped Up As A Husband... No, He Literally Stepped Up
This is the kind of early-on commitment we like to see in a marriage.
This guy was dedicated to his wife and not letting her completely mess up her back so he brought his own stepstool to the wedding. Now that's a good omen.
Didn't Quite Make The Cut
Taking a cute picture with your family at the event's photo station might seem like a good idea, but you should always check to see if you fit in the frame.
Hopefully, this memory still lasted a lifetime.
Where Did You Get That Shirt And How Can We Get One For Every Tall Person?
There are few times in life that the funny t-shirt we bought online perfectly aligns with a situation we're in on the day we wear it.
Luckily, this 6'10" man managed to make it happen.
These Spouses Definitely Aren't Sharing Bathrobes
Staying at a hotel can be a luxury experience—there's free soap, conditioner, and bathrobes everywhere. You can just kick your feet up and relax.
Although this husband shows that his "one-size-fits-all" bathrobe is more like a bath-miniskirt.
The Interviewee Who Had To Power Squat To Get In Frame
This interviewee should get an award for the absolute energy he's putting into this TV spot.
This tall man is power squatting to provide some quality entertainment content and we'd give anything to see the faces he's making during the tape.
Your Leg Length = My Body
While having a sleepover at her friend's place, this shorter girl woke up feeling cold in the middle of the night.
Being resourceful, she pulled her friend's jeans out of the dresser and used them as a blanket, leading them to take this photo in the morning.
Showers Were Just Not Made For Tall People
This guy was just trying to take a shower while vacationing on the family boat, and he had to use some pretty unprecedented techniques just to wash his head in the tiny shower.
At least he's not missing out on what's happening on deck!
Justice Has No Height Limit
These police officers may differ drastically in size, but they're dedication to serving and protecting their community is at the same level.
I still would love for them to have a buddy cop comedy show.
Best Friends Who Have A One Foot Height Difference
The taller friend has her legs out and is bent, and she's still so much taller than her shorter best friend.
She's a full $5 footlong Subway sandwich taller than her. Amazing.
Even Giants Have To Do Field Sobriety Tests
Even tall people need to do field sobriety tests, and we never realized it before but it's the hilarious content we want to see.
Especially if it's conducted by an officer half their height. Now sir, walk in a straight line and try not to crush me when you stumble.
This Tall Drink Of Water Couldn't Get A Tall Drink Of Water
Fountains are made with two kinds of people in mind—tall and short.
The only problem is that there's only one of each so if you're the tall friend and the tall fountain is occupied, you're going to have to do some yoga bends to get that water.
This Tall Guy Renders The Windshield Useless
This guy's coworkers begged him to sit in his colleagues' car to take this photo.
They just knew that he would look comically large in the small vehicle like Mr. Incredible from the Pixar film The Incredibles.
Mirror Pics Aren't A Walk In The Park
Do you ever want to just subtly check on your hair or see if you have anything stuck in your teeth while in the washroom?
Well, tall people have to expose their vanity by bending a lot.
This Mom Sends Her Family A Photo With Every Tall Person She Meets
This mom really embraces her lack of height by asking for a photo with every person she sees who is vertically well-endowed and sharing them with her loved ones.
What an icon.
This Man's Date To The Rowing Formal Is 6'4"
You know, we love a short king who isn't afraid to take a date who is taller than him to events.
This pair of rowers looks cute as a heck together.
I Just Want Someone To Look At Me The Way This Dad Is Looking At His Daughter's Date
The sheer wonder, awe, and admiration in this father's eyes is exactly how I want the love of my life to look at me someday.
My parents only stared with concern at my prom date.
Getting A Suit Made Is Not As Easy As It Seems
This woman is just trying to get his measurements, but needs a stool just to reach the upper body of this gargantuan man.
Although, it may be his fault for going suit shopping in Vietnam.
When You Can Get On One Knee And Be At Her Eye Level
This adorable couple went trail hiking (during which I imagine she had to take four steps for each one of his) and returned engaged.
However, this engagement photo has me wondering if they normally have to kiss like this, or does she normally need a stool?
Imagine Seeing Someone Twice Your Size And Realizing It's Yao Ming
The Reddit user who posted this explains that his 4'11" girlfriend had Yao Ming dine at the restaurant she works at.
She looks like an Amerian Girl doll next to him.
Using His Height For Good
This guy is 7'1" and he's using his height advantage to do volunteer work by helping to paint ceilings and help install ceiling lights without needing a ladder or step-stool.
Tall people need to use their gifts for good as often as possible.
Height Makes You Look Like A Leader
This 6-foot woman looks like she might be taking her coworkers to the daycare center in the building.
I'm sure people just assume that she's the leader of the pack when they show up to meetings.
You Put Your Right Arm In, You Put Your Right Arm Out...
... and you still somehow have to lower it in order to rest it on the head of the girl next to you.
On another note, I wonder if he had to duck while walking under that archway?
At Least Your Friends Will Never Lose You
I mean, I'm sure being this tall comes with its inconveniences.
But imagine having friends who could see you from anywhere so you never lose them in crowded concerts and theme parks.
Ceiling Heights Need To Be Added To AirBnb Room Information
This pair of travelers booked an Airbnb to stay at during their trip to Copenhagen, Denmark.
Even though Denmark has the fifth-highest average male height, the country isn't prepared for these giants.
Everyone Thinks He's An NBA Player
This guy doesn't play basketball, but is often mistaken for an NBA player by strangers just based on his height.
This is just one of many times he was asked for a photo on the Great Wall of China.
This Guy Is So Tall That The School Custom-Made A Desk For Him
Tall people can rejoice in knowing that a new generation does not have to suffer to sit at school in the way they used to.
This desk is 10" taller than standard to accommodate the vertically gifted.
This Man May Have Chosen A Bad Profession For His Back
This pilot loves what he does, he's just counting down the days until they make the insides of planes a little bit more accommodating for tall people.
Until then, his spine cries.
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again...
This guy thought that his trip to Greece was going to be all good times and laughs.
However, he quickly realized that ordering his morning espresso from Starbucks might have some grande complications.
Imagine Being Visible From The Back Row Of A Photo Like This
The couple in the black is right at the back of the room, and still can be seen in the photo.
I kind of feel bad that they've never been able to strategically hide in a group photo on a bad hair day.
An Extra Mirror Up Top For The Tall People
This man was delighted when he visited this restaurant washroom and noticed that they added an extra small mirror above the regular sink mirror for tall people to check their faces.
He looks so happy with his night out!
Airplanes Are A Nightmare For The Vertically Impressive
There are a lot of things that are difficult during air travel for tall people.
The seats never have enough legroom, people just expect that tall people will help them put stuff into the overhead, and they also can't pee comfortably during the flight. It's tragic.
This Guard Is An Absolute Unit
Does anyone know the contact information for this absolute unit of a human?
I would hire him to protect me from anything and everything and never feel safer. He better be getting paid millions annually.
Finally, A Couple's Costume That Works
For years, this couple whose heights differ by over a foot struggled to find a couple's costume they loved that also really worked.
Luckily, their favorite television show from childhood came to the rescue.
He's Starting To Think They Aren't His Biological Family
It can be hard to learn or understand that the family you grew up with actually adopted you, but there are sometimes signs.
For example, this guy is so much taller than everyone else.
She's 5'0", He's 6'7"
It always is so adorable and funny to me when couples have such a difference in height.
I wish she would sit on his shoulders and they could wear an extra long trench coat to look like a superhuman.
Tacko Fall And A Fan
While watching basketball on television, it can be hard to conceptualize just how tall the players are.
This fan, however, realized just how tall the UCF college baller was when she asked for a photo with him.
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