The Most Disgusting Food Combinations That Would Leave Gordon Ramsay Absolutely Speechless
In a world as diverse and unique as ours, it's refreshing to meet people with different tastes and opinions on food. Americans can barely wrap their heads around the idea of Australians eating bread with butter and sprinkles, and the rest of the world just doesn't understand why we deep-frying everything. (Because everything is better like that, duh.)
But those are trivial misunderstandings. We're all entitled to our opinions and personal tastes, but sometimes, you're just plain wrong. These people took a risk and tried out some unusual food combinations, and someone needs to stop them immediately.
This Is Not Practical Finger Food
The best part about popcorn is that it's something you can snack on easily while you binge an entire season of Brooklyn 99. By putting ketchup on her popcorn, this girl ruined all of those things.
Now you can't casually snack on it, because then you're touching straight ketchup. And now when five pieces inevitably fall in the couch, it's going to be messy.
The Anti-Christ Has Arrived In The Form Of A PB&Onion Sandwich
I want to throw acid in my eyes just looking at this peanut butter and raw onion sandwich. I want to say it's just one person being stupid, but apparently, this food combination has a following in the Pacific Northwest. Walla Walla, Washington is known for growing sweet onions that people use in these sandwiches.
Calling This A Quesadilla Is A Disgrace To Mexican Food
Look. We've all had to stretch our culinary skills the last two days before the direct deposit hits. That's nothing new. But someone dared to label this bologna-cheese-mustard monstrosity as a quesadilla.
Lets all just call it what it is: a folded piece of lunchmeat with melted cheese inside.
Nothing Like Real Cheese To Drown Out The Fake Cheese Taste
A bagel with cream cheese is a breakfast staple for many people in the morning. We have such a good thing going already, why would anyone want to go and ruin it with Doritos?
I'm not saying Doritos aren't delicious. But just because Americans love them doesn't mean you have to add them to every food.
This Is What I Imagine A Teenage Punk-Rock Skater Boy Would Taste Like
I spoke too soon. Doritos on a cream cheese bagel is looking appetizing now in comparison to this Mountain Dew and Dorito cupcake. I'm not sure what this bakery was thinking. They're clearly trying to target the males age 12-18 group since this combination is basically their everyday diet.
This Photo Looks Like A Slimy Mess
The thought of mayo and banana toast is sickening, but seeing a photo of it makes it even worse. The slippery condiment paired with slimy slices of banana is bad enough. But they're paired with white bread that is bound to stick to the roof of your mouth.
This photo looks like each bite will be a marathon.
Dip Your Fake Cheese Puff Into A Tin Of Fake Cheese
Oh, you thought deep-friend-everything was the most American cuisine you could get? Think again. Cheetos Puffs dipped in Frito's Melted American Cheese takes the cake.
When one portion of fake cheese won't do, Americans aren't afraid to take it to the next level. You don't win the Revolutionary War without taking a few risks.
Will The Hawaiian Lovers Ever Stop?
I know I said we should leave Hawaiian pizza alone and focus on the bigger issues, but then something like pineapple and pizza-flavored Pringles comes along. People will never stop debating this flavor combo, but if we're all going to keep arguing, lets at least stay on track and not involve Pringles.
The Meal Combination Literally No One But A Toddler Asked For
This looks like the kind of meal a stressed-out dad came up with to get their child to finally eat something. A fried egg, chicken pie, and spaghetti from a can are all classic toddler meals.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but that doesn't mean you have to torture your child to get them to eat.
Nothing Better Than Floppy Microwave Bacon To Go With Sour Cream
In theory, this flavor combination should work out okay. A tortilla, sour cream, cheese, and meat are all regularly added in tacos. It's the execution that is lacking here.
Here we have sad, thick slices of marble cheese, floppy bacon that was probably cooked in the microwave, and uneven distribution of sour cream. This is a trainwreck.
At This Point, Why Don't We Just Add Onion To It?
I agree that plain peanut butter sandwiches can use some more texture, but we don't need to do it with crunchy, salty pickles.
I understand that people can really love peanut butter, but why do we keep unnecessarily adding other foods and ruining the sandwiches? Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
This Is Disrespectful To Pizzas Around The World
Creating an inside-out pizza is a fun experiment for a fourth-grade science fair. It's not something you actually present to the world. Whoever did this somehow managed to ruin all the best things about pizza.
No one likes the crust, so why is crust the majority of the pie here? And how exactly do they expect us to pick up a slice when we're holding the soft part? Get out.
