Crimes Against Humanity: Piper Perabo’s Leather Biker Shorts

DEAR GOD! Why would anyone attempt this? Piper Perabo (you may recall her as the wide eyed dreamer who couldn’t fight the moonlight in Coyote Ugly) commited the cardinal sin of fashion by combining two things that don’t mix: leather and knee length shorts.

Its just baaad. Lady is 36 and looks GREAT in every other circumstance. This is just a N O.

Hi, I’d like to make a reservation for a party of NO.


no, no, no.

haha! no.

I’m gonna have to say, no.

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