Question Of The Day: 13 Nomz For The Armageddon

13 more days till the end of times!

The more I think about it, the more sad it makes me. Well, probably not in the way that you think. You see, if the world ended, that would be really cool (to me at least). I’m really into things exploding and falling apart – that’s why I like Nine Inch Nails.

The reason why I will be sadface on the 22nd is because I will just be here and nothing will have happened and then I’ll have to go home and fall asleep alone. Was that the saddest thing I ever wrote? Probably. It is, however, not even true because Moo provides me with all the cuddles I could ever need. I could do without her stomping on my back in the middle of the night in much the same way she can probably do without me rolling onto her in my sleep.


So let’s talk about stockpiling stuff. Mostly food. Today’s bunker rules are: there is water. Also, there is an unlimited supply of everything on your list because in a few days, this magical machine is going to be made that replicates YOUR DREAMS. So, you shant be running out of food anytime soon. We also have fridges, freezers, and electricity. Basically, the human race now lives underground with all the modern conveniences of the OVER WORLD but UNDERNEATH. Oh and our bunkers have restrooms in them and plumbing. THE FUTURE IS NOW.

Here is my list of food stuffs that I want in my End of Times bunker:

  1. Something bacon-y
  2. Stonewall Cactus Jerky
  3. Kale
  4. Spinich
  5. Oranges
  6. Tofu
  7. Rice
  8. Potatoes
  9. Soyrizo
  10. Curry
  11. Avocados
  12. Tortillas
  13. Beer – Every beer ever

That’s pretty much my diet now except everything is fried. I guess I should have like, vegetable oil or something but whatever. The future will take care of everything. Now it’s your turn. Remember, you must hide in the earth’s crust until the magma stops swirling because of the polar shift or w/e. Oh and the zombies have to die off like in the 28 Days Later series. Go!

What nomz do you want in your armageddon bunker?