Beer feels good, and I only had two sips.

truthgate:

millerhurrdurr:

madly-in-anger:

There’s only one screen now, but I have one fucker of a headache and feel like I’m gonna puke. It’s like a jolt up through you and you feel….you feel different. And it’s nice. And I want more. I’ve never drank before and swore I never would but…beer and me, we could get along swell.

you aren’t drunk at 2 sips, shut up.

lol shut the fuck up 

oh my god WHAT

is this a joke please tell me this is a joke what

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