Fog and Smog: Whole Foods Parking Lot Rap Video

Fog and Smog created a song about what everyone in Los Angeles is thinking while hunting down a parking spot at Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s. The song is called “Whole Foods Parking Lot” and it is one of the funniest songs I have heard in a while. Oh, did I mention that you can also download the song on fogandsmog?Brilliant!

Here’s some of the lyrics:

Intro (spoken)

Yo man…Yo I know you see me here dude!!I’ve been waiting here like 10 minutes, man!No, no no… this is MY parking space man.What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse, And go out the way you came in.WHAT?!?!Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man…

Chorus (with feeling)

It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking LotI got my STEEL and you know it gets sparked a lotI’m on my grind homie… It’s on my mind homie!These fools with clipboards are lookin’ at me like they know me!

It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking LotYou know the DEAL with the little shopping carts they got…Check out what I say, it happens every day…It’s how we LIVE on the west side of LA!!

Have you ever felt like this in a Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s parking lot?

I know I have…