How I Feel Today

A waiter wonders what queer satisfaction I receive from sitting in the senior section of a restaurant by myself, seemingly to old for my taste.
And I wonder why I’ve fallen for the immaturity of his hands presenting and handling menus and food; his naive appreciation for my stockings and bra strap hanging over the shoulder side.
THE BEST WAY TO SELF PROMOTE IS TO AVOID TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.