James Franco Has A Twitter Account

James Franco, aka, everyone in this offices’ Baby Daddy, now has a Twitter account. That’s right. I really hope that this Twitter account isn’t run by an army of interns at some PR firm that now think that “social media” is their lifes calling. You know, because this was a field that wasn’t even around until like, FACEBOOK EXPLODED.

I’m actually excited to see what this dude tweets. If I had long hair, I would totally twirl it inbetween my fingers and think about him running in slow motion towards me all day long. I want to know everything about him in a non-stalker-y kind of way. Thanks, Twitter, for providing me with a looking glass into peoples’ lives that doesn’t end up with me getting a restraining order because I’ve camped out in their shrubery for x amount of days.

Anyway, here is a wishlist of Tweets that I James Franco should work on:

1. Hey @RJF79 (that’s me BTW), just here in my ivy league class thinkin bout u (twitpic of my name inside little hearts that say James + Rich = TruLuv)2. morning everyone! guess who’s playing with 5 pug puppies SHIRTLESS? (twitpic follows, hearts explode on the internet)

Per @YasFX:

1. just laying here with @yasfx (that’s Yasi) reading her Yeats and playing with her hair.2. you guys, @yasfx is the smartest most beautiful girl i have ever been with. how do i keep her?

Per @BreeSays:

1. Oh nothing, just writing a short story about the new love of my life, @breesays (that’s Bree)2. (cryptic tweet) At the engagement ring store, getting @breesays a little somethin’ speshul

Now you, dear reader, can catch up on all the minitiae of one of Hollywoods brightest. Tweets about running out toilet paper and moonlight walks on the beach with @yasfx can now be yours. Go ahead. Go peer into the life of James Franco. Oh, and don’t forget to follow @Buzznet!