Question of the Day: What Are You Doing For Christmas?

The holidays are in full swing. If you have yet to be bitten with the mighty mandible of Holiday Bug, don’t worry, you are good company. I have sprayed my house for such a pesky critter and I’ve layed down a few Holiday Bug DEATH TRAPS.

Anypoop, that doesn’t mean that you can’t be all into feeling all yule tide and what not. Heck, that’s what most people are into right about now.

Christmas is the time of year where I buy myself a lot of booze, barricade myself indoors, and listen to a lot of Depeche Mode while I do creative things with candle wax and naked flesh.


Photo By: MeganFurSure

Tonight, I will be celebrating the eve of birth of the Nazarene with my family. I was told that there would be vegan tamales and possibly presents. I will probably get drunk with my mother and sit under the head of a large deer that my step father killed in his youth. It will probably be a good time.

Tomorrow, I don’t think I’m doing much of anything other than hanging with amigos because all of my family has children and other broken homes to drag them off to and visit. I probably shouldn’t have said that.

Anyway, what will you be doing for Christmas? If you read this after Christmas has happened, how was your Christmas? Did you get what you wanted?

I hope yoiu all have a wonderful holiday! ILU!

El Rich