Happy National ‘Ask A Stupid Question’ Day!

Today is Ask A Stupid Question Day. How do I know this? Pee Wee Herman told me on Twitter. Well, not “me” specifically, but I stalk him and talk to the doll I have of him so yeah. I’m seeing a Dr. for that one.

Whomever came up with the saying, “There’s no such thing as a stupid question” was probably trying to be nice to some tiny child that hid one too many crayons in the nose or was trying not to enrage some over-grown adult beast wearing overalls that throws things when confused.

Here are some of my Stupid Questions –

Is butter a carb?

I USE THIS WAY TOO MUCH, DON’T I?

And, in other news, just in case you haven’t heard, Sarah Palin got booed on DWTS. I got that article from DListed, which is, IMHO, one of the best celeb gossip sites out there because their main writer hates everything in the most gayest way possible. I bow to MK exponentially.

My Stupid Question is:

WHY DIDNT THE CROWD BOO LOUDER?

First, it’s not like Sarah Palin is relevant to anything these days but still, she gets my vote for being a pretty inept whatever she is. I mean, the last time I saw a puppet that was this popular, it was a sock puppet and it looked like this –

OMG! We love you MRHP & Kasper, but this is ridic.

Anypoop, what are your stupid questions? OMG DID I JUST ASK A STUPID QUESTION?