Cutting Off Your Prom To Spite The Gays
Ah, prom. If you’re into that sort of thing, it’s the evening where you get all done up, pose for some possibly later embarrassing pictures for your parents and then head out to dance, mingle and spend the evening with someone special.
Heterosexually.
Wait, what, a girl wants to bring another girl? Like, as friends? NO? As girlfriends? Like the lesbian kind? Oh, exactly like the lesbian kind. Well, that’s not okay! No lesbos at our prom! Oh, the ACLU says we can’t do that. Well, I oughta cancel your prom. Now, I’m not gonna do that because we’ve already paid the DJ…
…we haven’t paid the DJ? Okay, then. The Itawamba County Agricultural High School prom is canceled. Private citizens are welcome to throw you a prom, because that’s much better than expecting a public high school to get over a ridiculous intolerance. Lesbians are only okay if they’re in porn or if they’re the fake kind in chart topping pop songs.
