Now YOU, Sir, May Bite Me

So, I’m not exactly a fang banger, but I’m also not opposed to the idea of sex with vampires. But what’s the vampire of my dreams like, you ask? Here, let me give you 5 of the undead’s best:

Deacon Frost

So, aside from the fact that he’s pretty much unquestionably evil, the guy’s got the hot and seductive thing down, no question. Plus, he’s the sort of guy who buys a penthouse apartment with a pool/waterfall thing going on…and then fills the pool with rubber duckies. Never underestimate the power of a sense of humor.


The most famous vampire, no matter who you ask. Well, okay. Maybe if you ask some people they’d say someone else. But they’d be terribly, terribly wrong.

Lestat de Lioncourt

Rock star vampire. Everything Gerard Way WISHES he could be.

William the Bloody, AKA Spike

Ridiculously devoted, snarky, and well read. Also, great taste in music.

Angel, AKA Angelus

Okay, sometimes he gets creepily obsessed. But that’s when he doesn’t have a soul. And then he’s wearing leather pants. It’s a win/win situation, ladies.

Moral of the story?

Real vampires have fangs.