Today I Am Feeling Fancy

Today is fun. My ride to work via bicycle wasn’t marred by the recent California heat. I wasn’t covered in a thin veneer of sweat and discontent.

I am in the mood to say, “Here I am. There I go.” I feel like being a fleeting memory. I feel like being something glimpsed for but a second. I feel like making people say, “Did I just see that?” What was that?”

Nothing says this more eloquently than having a large horn portruding from your frontal lobes. I have found the following pictures for you to enjoy.

Go be fancy.

I would feel better if this image was emblazoned on a shirt that was fitted to my small frame. I would wear it with pride, tinged with embarrassment.

The Narwhal. That’s really all you have to say.