Srsly, facebook?
So I’m on facebook taking one of those random “likeness” quizzes, and I get to one titled “things that would impress you on a first date.” And I’m sorry, but I straight GUFFAWED over one of the options.
What the hell is this, 1952?
You know what would impress me? Being on time. Taking personal hygiene into consideration. Not getting your whole life history in one night. Ability to interpret non-verbal cues.
But coat over puddle? That’s just dumb.
/end tangential rambling.
