Jessica Simpson wants to remake ‘Pretty Woman’

Ok! Magazine claims Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe want to do a remake of “Pretty Woman” with Jessica in the Julia Roberts role.

A source said, “She thinks this one’s got ‘hit’ written all over it. Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.” (Dlisted)

What?! You can’t remake a movie made in 1990! Nor can you put Julia Roberts and Jessica Simpson in the same category! Why would Papa Joe want his daughter in a hooker fairytale, anyway? He’s so weird.