Jessica Simpson wants to remake ‘Pretty Woman’
A source said, “She thinks this one’s got ‘hit’ written all over it. Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.” (Dlisted)
What?! You can’t remake a movie made in 1990! Nor can you put Julia Roberts and Jessica Simpson in the same category! Why would Papa Joe want his daughter in a hooker fairytale, anyway? He’s so weird.