Sabrina the Teenage Witch, where’d you GO?

This morning while I was browsing Halloweenie noms, I saw Sabrina the Teenage Witch mentioned, which led me to wonder, where HAS she been? And then I flip open Star Magazine and it turns out she’s been busy babymakin‘:

Excuse me, are daddy and baby wearing matching pin-stripe button-downs? Do you want me to die from cuteness right now?

Daddy (Mark Wilkerson) is actually in a band. They’re called Course of Nature.

Look at me, always educating you.