Scrapped Panic! song titles

They wrote a second album, they ditched the second album. We decided to have some LOLz imagining what their song titles might have been (and I picked out my favs).

Submitted by Sarah:

• I Tried to Get a Witty Title but all I Could Come Up with is This Elogated Choice Of Words That Don’t Mean Anything at all and Annoy Critics all Around.
• Everything In Slash Is True

By Ashly:

• I Am Jack’s Desperate Attempts to Get Into Pete Wentz’s Pants
• The First Rule of the Scene is You Do Not Talk About the Scene
• His Name Was Brent Wilson
• I Know this Because Travi Knows This
• I don’t want to lie, I can’t tell the truth, so it’s over.

By Maddie:

• Rydon Dirtahhh

By Kevin Wade:

• How Morbid Obsession Becomes Profitable Yet Painful Reality
• I Once Murdered My Drama Teacher Over A Matter Of 30 Dollars (My Penchant For Clown Makeup Proceeds Me)
• Walking The Line Of Pretentiousness And Elitism Becomes A Futile Exercise When You Check Substance At The Door
• The Only Difference Between First Degree Murder And Involuntary Manslaughter Is Years of Threatening E-Mails

UPDATED FROM THE COMMENTS:

By Jenrrray:

• Being happy, while nice, is apparently not conducive to writing good lyrics (or how brendon urie conspired to save the band by sabotaging ryan’s happiness)
• 13 cases of red bull may or may not have been involved

By Brianfax:

• Frilly Vests and Hairless Chests Mean Manscaping or Pre-pubescence (Take Your Pick, Both Are Probably Right)

By Maddieeee14:

• Were Gonna Make This Song Title Really Long To REALLY Make Your iTunes Hate Us

By xdinosaursrkickazzx:

• There’s a good reason why i have such long elaborate titles but you will never guess it

By taylorxamore:

• Lying is the best we can do because we’re afraid to come out.
• But Life’s Better as a Slash
• Build Pete Wentz, then we Have a Scene
• What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas,,, Except for our eyeliner and tight pants

Think you can do better? Be our guest…