Today in Lily Allen news:

  • This weekend Lil caused a ruckus @ Notting Hill Carnival in London when she “jumped up on stage during [Bobby] Kray’s performance and wrestled the mic from him before shoving the bewildered singer into the crowd.” An audience member told The Sun: “Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. ” WHAT? And no one got video of Lily speaking in her bad jamaican accent? Weak sauce. But the punishment for being a lush fit her crime– Kray dumped a pint of Guinness over her head. Hahah.