The only two reasons I will see Transformers:


That’s Fergie’s bf Josh Duhamel and Shia LaBeouf, respectively. Yeah, Josh is too old for me and Shia is too young for me BUT if I add their ages together and divide by two, then they’re ALMOST perfect for me!

I saw the theatrical trailer for Transformers this weekend, when I went to catch Shrek 3. From the look of anticipation on my boyfriend’s face, I know that I’ll be seeing this. He did, after all, accompany me to “The Break Up.” I realize that there’s a strong nostalgic tie to this movie, but cars, guns, robots? Cars that into gun-weilding robots?! Should someone be administering testosterone injections up until July 4th so I can properly enjoy this?

I just wanted everyone to know that I am looking on the bright side. And Josh & Shia are it.